My Plants Have Googly Eyes

The Christopher Walken skit on SNL a few weeks ago inspired me to analyze "where I stand with my plants." He says the only way to do this is to look them in the eyes. It started innocently enough, now I'm going to be the weird cat plant lady of the neighborhood.

Here they are: the plants I was kind of unsure about. Now I know where I stand with them.
The rule of thumb with cacti is that you don't turn your back on them.


I'm making an effort with this one (aloe vera).


Here's the fern. I got the idea for googly eyes from my cacti. What would your last thought be if something happened to you...my last thought would be, "I always knew it was going to be the ferns."

I don't feel comfortable around this plant whatsoever. I made an effort with this one.